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May 27, 2019

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

A Toilet That Vaporizes Your Poo

(Thanks to Rick Day)

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“It needs to feel like a regular toilet..."

A New York subway staircase...?

Combine pressure and heat... is it still low flow?

Vaporized Poo opened for The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band who sat in for Vanish who were unable to keep their commitment due to several band members injuring themselves due to injury caused by emphatic acts of stress while making this video.

What’s that smell?

Oh, the humanity!

Vaporizing Poo was the original band name for Air Supply

The Gates Foundation? That means the toilets will inevitably have a Brown Screen of Death.

Incinerating toilets have been around for decades, and there is a newer improved version, but they are not cheap or energy efficient. This would beat the crap out of any alternative toilet now on the market.

Fortunately, this is just a case of people not knowing what "vaporize" means.

They'll never work in Washington; how do you tell the poo from the crap?

Reading through that, it actually sounds pretty cool. It would resolve the menace of low-flow toilets and we can all breathe easier with that.

I saw The Phecal Phasers play at a Trekkie convention post-party.

Sonnet

Some say the poo will end in fire;
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

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