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May 15, 2019

WE SAW MANATEE ORGY OPEN FOR THE WHO

Florida Manatee Orgy Near Tampa Bay Highway Causes World's Most Awkward Traffic Jam

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

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Mating Manatees, I believe, is a new porno movie?

See me, feel me, fin me.

A little late for spring break.

Florida Man.
Florida Woman.
Florida Manatee.

The Circle of Life.

When your love-making gets reported to the authorities as "...a possible whale in distress," it's either a large group of manatees, or "Margaritas by the Pool" night at Herb and Phyllis's bungalow.

Come at me, Bro.

FMO toured with The Sex Pistols

I used to see mating balls all the time around beach areas when I lived in Galveston. Of course, it wasn't manatees that were involved.

That's not a manatee orgy, that's a moray.

This can be broken up by attracting alligators into the area with tuba music.

Dave says it works, in his essay on kicking South Florida out of the Union.

Not sure how to enter the expense on the county books, though.

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