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May 25, 2019


Man caught filling hotel bathtub up with potatoes while wearing a bra and high on MDMA

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)


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Could have been worse. I once woke up in a hotel bathtub full of ice and discovered one of my potatoes was missing.

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"

Well gee it's not like he peeled and mashed the potatoes first.
(Not that I know anyone who would do that.)

This is a little known psychological problem that starts in childhood when the kid starts loving his Potato Head dolls WAY too much.

Not just a bra, but a *woman’s* bra!

They didn't have any men's bras in his size, apparently...

Officers searched his room and found an ‘Aladdin’s cave’ of drugs, including ecstasy, another designer drug similar to MDMA called 5-MAPB and a psychedelic substance called 2CB.
Remember the good old days when the only drugs you heard about were heroin, LSD, marijuana, and cocaine?
The special in the hotel dining room that night was fish with extra chips.

They call him tater salad.

Didn't we something like this a couple of years ago? Bath salts and a tub of potatoes.

"Hey, Spud, let's party!"

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