THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS
Florida man arrested for hitting mom on head with corn cob
(Thanks to pharmaross and Fabian Marson, who says “He looks remorseful enough.”)
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"Yes! Two points. If you open your mouth, Mom, I can go for a three pointer next time."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 29, 2019 at 10:10 AM
Thanks, Florida Man. Now we don't have just fake news to endure, but also corny news.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 29, 2019 at 10:30 AM
Wow, the "Trending Stories" sidebar on this page looks like a treasure trove of material for this blog.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | May 29, 2019 at 10:33 AM
The caption for his mug shot should be, "Thank you for shopping at Walfart."
Posted by: MOTW | May 29, 2019 at 10:41 AM
In my day getting 'corn-cobed' was a whole different story.
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 29, 2019 at 11:26 AM
Held on $150 bail?
He couldn’t come up with $15?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | May 29, 2019 at 06:05 PM
A 2:00 a.m. throw-down with Mother. Stay classy, Maize-chunker!
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | May 29, 2019 at 08:17 PM