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May 29, 2019

THEY SHOULD NOT BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Florida man arrested for hitting mom on head with corn cob

(Thanks to pharmaross and Fabian Marson, who says “He looks remorseful enough.”)

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"Yes! Two points. If you open your mouth, Mom, I can go for a three pointer next time."

Thanks, Florida Man. Now we don't have just fake news to endure, but also corny news.

Wow, the "Trending Stories" sidebar on this page looks like a treasure trove of material for this blog.

The caption for his mug shot should be, "Thank you for shopping at Walfart."

In my day getting 'corn-cobed' was a whole different story.

Held on $150 bail?
He couldn’t come up with $15?

A 2:00 a.m. throw-down with Mother. Stay classy, Maize-chunker!

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