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May 23, 2019

THE ESSENTIALS

According to the Gonzales Police Department, on May 12, a woman loaded 21 bottles of Titos Vodka and five cases of toilet paper into a shopping cart.

(Thanks to Kevin Meerschaert)

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Ah, Titos Vodka. Just the quality stuff.

She forgot the kale

Wait a minute...Tito's sells for $16 a bottle at Total Wine. So 21 bottles would be $336. If the total theft was $784, then that means she stole $448 worth of toilet paper. What was it made of? Silk?

Police need to focus on drunk women with diarrhea.

At Walmart we are lowering prices. Way below our cost.

You forgot the 'Great Deal' mark-up, 10% sales tax plus 4.45% liquor tax, Rod.

nursecindy told me she prefers Jermaine's Vodka.

What?

@nursecindy--Interesting vodka. I didn't know it was sold outside Flathead Count---. Uh, just noticed your vodka is spelled with a "J" instead of a "G."
Nevermind.

If she's going to drink 21 bottles of vodka, she going to need...eh, never mind.

Well, hurricane season is upon us.

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