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May 21, 2019

SHOCKER: ‘BOTH MEN SMELLED OF ALCOHOL’

Two men end up in court after row about rescuing a duck in McDonald’s

(Thanks to John Lobert) 

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Did he start with his ducks in a row OR did he start a row with his ducks?

McDonald's serves duck nuggets in England?!

Insert Joe Penner joke here, except no one knows who that is anymore

"Curb your swearing, lad. If I hear you refer to a Peking duck as a (expletive) F1@#ing duck again, I'll personally slap the (expletive) out of you."


Groucho: "Why a duck?"

Basil Fawlty: "Ah, well, if you don't like duck ... you're rather stuck."

^5 to Jeff .. good memory

The men were sober. The duck was soused.

The two guys heard Groucho say on TV ducks would fly down and pay them a hundred dollars. They were fighting over how to divide the money.

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