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May 23, 2019

OTHER THAN THAT, HE HAD A GOOD DAY

A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.

...As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, pharmaross, John Lobert, David Knight and DaninDallas)

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His DNA is all over the blown off testicles(s).

Alert the Darwin Awards people to prepare for incoming.

His high school guidance counselor let him down. Instead of saying, "your aptitude tests show you are cut out for a life of crime" the advice should have been "apply for nearest job opening for Village Idiot."

Twenty bucks says he said "That's not my anus."

He had a slip of the bung.

I wonder if his horoscope predicted this. Something like: Taurus: "Don't shoot yourself or swallow bags of drugs today. Stay in bed."

Notice that this also included a thigh shot.

Only 27 years old and he's so messed up, vying for a Darwin Award.

"another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus... He was arrested and then charged with possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility"

Is an anus a correctional facility? Have they brought back spanking?

Barry ..
"Wilson turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places. During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus"

He was at Chelan County Regional Justice Center .. a correctional facility.

This guy's luck completely deserted him. The one good thing to come out of this is the cops will never have him by the balls again.

"slipped"

This guy's full of surprises. When they raised and lowered his right arm, 50 gold coins came out of his mouth.

Seems he thought someone was trying to sneak in the back door, so he opened fire.

Under the circumstances, one can only wonder what he thought his girlfriend was going to tell the cops.

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