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May 16, 2019

MAYBE HE MISINTERPRETED HER INTENTIONS

Man seeks marriage dissolution, claims lover defecated on his bed

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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"Our father who art in heaven...give me this day and a bowel movement and forgive me for trespassing..."

Maybe she had been sleeping in the fecal position....

Why did this make news? Many relationships end up in crap.

Thank God that was a stock photo of a bed.

"I love you loads" is a tad ambiguous.

The 51st way to leave your lover. Yeah, yeah, I hear the bus.

GREAT puns all !

Which is worse, this or a horse's head?

Discuss.

"Until defecate do us part."

Doesn't everybody?

"Oh, you said you wanted to spend time with me between the sheets!"

Bilwick, in honor of your comment, I Poppa champagne cork.

Poor Melania!


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