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May 28, 2019

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Police say David Herring admitted to disobeying the traffic signal and leading cops on a short pursuit in his pickup truck, arguing he couldn’t comply immediately because his “pants were down” while he was being pleasured by his passenger, Rhonda Koppenhoefer.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Witnesses report the getaway car was travelling 230 mph.

They "observed something white rolling around in her mouth"?

Yeah, we've already established she was servicing him.

Rhonda Koppenhoefer - ho, ho, ho'

He blew a red light while she blew his whistle?

Good one, Daily News headline writers.

The article was forced to point out that the driver was a Florida Man.

Also, don't do meth or crack , kids. Yeesh.

Everyone knows you have to use the correct hand signals when running a red light while being pleasured... Two thumbs up!

" Help me, Rhonda " takes on a whole new meaning.

Sorry, I can't take this as funny. He was just as guilty as she was -- why wasn't he arrested? Florida, be ashamed!

He as let go if he went straight. They thought better and advised him to go limp.

Supplementing her Social Security Benefit is a crime?

How OLD is she anyway?

I agree with man tom on this one. From her picture this woman needs all the help she can get.

Like the Beach Boys song goes - "He'll have Fun Fun Fun 'til the police take the pickup truck away."

Lord a-mighty! She’s uglier than a bowling shoe!

Judy, according to Smoking Gun, she is 55. I am older than her by a decade and look a heck of a lot better than that picture.

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