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May 30, 2019

IMAGINE WHAT HE’D’VE GOT FOR PHIL MCCAVITY

$500 Fine For Suspect Who Told Cops His Name Was "Ben Dover"

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

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Lucky they didn't find out his real name was Dick Hertz.

After spending the night in jail with cellmate,"Big"Johnson, the suspect told the judge the next day that he was very, very sorry he told the cops his name was "Ben Dover,"

I knew his buddy, Hugh Jass.

Right now I'm out on $1000 bail sponsored by my good Russian friend Bloodynear Shotitoff.

No doubt visited in jail by Rev. Peter Popoff.

On the other hand, the TSA would have been appreciative of Ben Dover.

His fiance tried to bail him out but they wouldn't take a check signed by "Miss D. Meaner"

I guess Hugh G. Rection, Harry Biggens, Haywood Jablome, etc would not have been acceptable either. I have a large bag of that sort of name tag in a drawer somewhere. Leftovers from my days as a USAF enlisted aircrew member (loadmaster) in my youth. As I recall, some of them were quite creative. I would always wear Phil DeGlass when I had to go participate in Operation Golden Flow.

Could been Mike wazzitsname.


Officer Phil McCrackin’ filed the report.

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