IMAGINE WHAT HE’D’VE GOT FOR PHIL MCCAVITY
$500 Fine For Suspect Who Told Cops His Name Was "Ben Dover"
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
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May 30, 2019
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Lucky they didn't find out his real name was Dick Hertz.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2019 at 09:53 AM
After spending the night in jail with cellmate,"Big"Johnson, the suspect told the judge the next day that he was very, very sorry he told the cops his name was "Ben Dover,"
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 30, 2019 at 10:09 AM
I knew his buddy, Hugh Jass.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 30, 2019 at 10:44 AM
Right now I'm out on $1000 bail sponsored by my good Russian friend Bloodynear Shotitoff.
Posted by: Phil McAvity | May 30, 2019 at 10:59 AM
No doubt visited in jail by Rev. Peter Popoff.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | May 30, 2019 at 02:35 PM
On the other hand, the TSA would have been appreciative of Ben Dover.
Posted by: spindrift | May 30, 2019 at 02:40 PM
His fiance tried to bail him out but they wouldn't take a check signed by "Miss D. Meaner"
Posted by: ImNotDave | May 30, 2019 at 04:26 PM
I guess Hugh G. Rection, Harry Biggens, Haywood Jablome, etc would not have been acceptable either. I have a large bag of that sort of name tag in a drawer somewhere. Leftovers from my days as a USAF enlisted aircrew member (loadmaster) in my youth. As I recall, some of them were quite creative. I would always wear Phil DeGlass when I had to go participate in Operation Golden Flow.
Posted by: 655321 | May 30, 2019 at 04:28 PM
Could been Mike wazzitsname.
Posted by: Clankie | May 30, 2019 at 05:28 PM
Officer Phil McCrackin’ filed the report.
Posted by: Paul | May 31, 2019 at 02:07 AM