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May 21, 2019

HE WOULD KNOW

Ghostbusters' Dan Aykroyd says aliens are here - and they want sex with human women

(Thanks to Matt Filar, who says “Human women?”)

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Well, they certainly wouldn't want to have sex with the INhuman women out there (being reminded of my mother-in-law, who I recently mentioned could scare a tyrannosaur).

Dan Aykroyd - best deranged whitebread act since Charles Butterworth.

But this. Off the rails, or publicity stunt?

Egon: Don’t cross the streams.
Peter: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Peter: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean “bad”?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Raymond: Total protonic reversal.
Peter: That’s bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

Jake Blues: I want to buy your women ... the little girl ... your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children.

No references to Coneheads?

It must be true - I saw this on a documentary series on TV called "Third Rock from the Sun"

I have never gone to bed with an inhuman woman, but I have woke up with some.

Sorry, Rudolph, no Coneheads. The French are too busy surrendering to somebody.

What... Was James Carville on Meet the Press last Sunday or something ?

Well this is just great. Not one of them has offered to buy me a drink so now I feel like I'm being rejected by two different species.

I think Dan needs to back away from the wacky weed for a while.

The Roswell aliens can't understand Aykroyd's statement about "human' women. They are gentle and mannerly to all female species. Many will buy you drinks and some can tango for hours. Women claim when they take you out for an evening ride, it's a mind-blowing experience.
Aliens also think Dan has inhaled too many mushroom spores.

Aliens are out there, but they'll never visit us. What intelligent lifeform would want to visit a planet the native's name for roughly translates out to "Dirt"???

The ones who control Mars say we’re not that intelligent.

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