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May 14, 2019

FLORIDAAAAAAAAA

A stripper didn’t want to be videotaped. So she used a coconut as a weapon, cops say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Had she hit him, I guess he could have said he busted a nut.

When the cops hauled her off, she kept singing. "I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts. They're really, really lovely."

The alleged videographer was named “Exposito”? This has to be made up.

You put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up.

I don't like piña coladas OR getting caught in the rain, fool!

This sounds like a great scene Groucho could have included in: THE COCOANUTS.

There is no reason for those things to be in civilian hands.

Based on the mugshot, it looks like her arrest raised some eyebrows.

Didn't Mary Ann or Ginger do this when that little perv Gilligan tried to photograph them?

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