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May 23, 2019

DEPARTMENT OF NEWS STORIES WE DOUBT ACTUALLY HAPPENED BUT WHAT THE HELL

Drunk Man Vomits So Hard, Throws up Undiagnosed Tumour, Then Swallows it Back

(Thanks to MOTW)

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*vomit fraud*

Rejected screenplay for Hitchcock's unheralded " Psycho II ".

Mmm-mmm...finger lickin' good.

Now this is what Cirque du Soleil has been missing.

If you use your imagination, and your are missing the point if you are not, the patient resembles Winston Churchill.

I once belched so hard I frightened my Labrador. I didn't swallow it back, though.

My cat saw this and hacked up a hairball that resembles Elvis.

"Yeah, if I swallow it, it'll go right back where it's supposed to be and reattach itself. That's the ticket."


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