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May 21, 2019

CRIMESTOPPER OF THE WEEK SO (burrppp) FAR

Brewery offers free beer for info on stolen van, 42 minutes later, it was located

(Thanks to Greg Snow) 

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Success was inevitable.

I have a 6-pack for anyone who can tell me where Hoffa is.

Rudolph, in the 1970s my mother worked at a federal penitentiary. Among the inmates was a heavily mob-connected guy who probably was in a position to know where Hoffa was. She asked. His one-word answer: "Alpo."

Now that's a 6-pack-worthy answer..

Some people, when asked where Hoffa was, would say: "Coney Island Hot Dog."

Here in New Mexico anybody will rat for a six-pack.

nursecindy assures me this was not her doing.

Dunno how we got on this, but

Remember disgraced televangelist Jim Bakker? His wife, Tammy Faye Bakker was known for using a lot of foundation and other facial products. The joke at the time went:

What did they find when they scraped off all Tammy Faye’s makeup?

Jimmy Hoffa!

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