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May 28, 2019

BULLFIGHTING NEWS

You don't want to know.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Don't read that last line. It's a lulu!

Also: reminds me of City Slickers.

An ear for an assh8le.

He was on the hook for the uniform repair and cleaning bill.

A common expression put into play...

So the bull ripped him a new one.

Old joke:
A tourist in Mexico learned that a local restaurant serves a special dinner after a bullfight. It was fried testicles with spaghetti. The tourist ordered the special and sat at a table drinking wine until his dinner arrived.
The man looked at the offering and said; "These fried testicles are tiny. Bulls have huge ones."
The waiter said: "Sorry sir, but the bull does not always lose."

Bullsh...aft. He got torn a new one by that bull.

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