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May 27, 2019

BARTENDER: ‘WHY THE LONG, UM....’

Historic London pub allows customers to drink in the nude

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson and Mark Schlesinger)

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This will save time for all the binge-drinking weekend customers. Good deal.

As a bonus, Amazon will be giving nude customers a $25 gift card while they do a 3D scan of their bodies.

"Pardon me love, but I couldn't help notice your chuffed axe wound."

So many questions. Will there be a locker room? Do customers just ‘walk in’ naked? Will it scare the horses? Are nude customers required to order from the vegan menu? Did Sir Francis Bacon flash his ‘hams’ there? Will the nude journalists be allowed to sharpen their pencils or dip their pen in the ink? I’ll stop there.

Nude, drunk and British is no way to go thru . . BURP!

OK, women will still have their purses. Where do men put their wallets ? (add to 655321 list)

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