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May 22, 2019


Do not, under any circumstances, click here.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)


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I'm afraid this goes way beyond the "cruel prank" stage.

If you get so drunk that something like this can happen, and you not notice it, it may be time to stop drinking. Also, he needs some new friends.

"Honest doc, it was there when I went to sleep."

Maybe he dreamed he was in a Ginsu commercial.

Was he "double-jointed" and dreamed he was eating a "foot-long"?

I do think the website should suppress the Oscar Meyer ads.

And now classic smooth jazz sounds from Boney James extending out to any of you men just waking up to find your penis has been chopped off while you slept.

I'm calling shenanigans. No matter how drunk I've been on rare occasions in the distant past, I'm 100% certain I would have awakened if this had happened. "No idea"--baloney! (Only I didn't say baloney...)

It's all coming back to him now.
He thought they were going out for Chinese.
It turned out she didn't mean for Chop Suey

Chop Suey, anyone?

He named his Johnson "Suey?"

Sounds like the work of a rouge phrenologist.

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