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May 25, 2019

ALEXA, MAKE THEM STOP

Would you let Amazon 3D-scan your body for a $25 gift card?

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

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Gee, how generous. No wonder Bezos is so rich.

Who do they think they are - the TSA?

They would do that... even for someone who had just let everyone on the subway car scan it for free...? ( Asking for a friend )

They had me right up to the part where they weigh you and then make you wear a bikini for the pictures.

Dr. Evil Lord Bezos wants to scan you. Right. It's to sell us fat clothes and the weight reduction pills.

"Give me back my clothes, HAL."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

If I did this, Alexa would laugh at me.

I think we could sue for discrimination. In the small print Amazon says, "This offer invalid in Flathead County."

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