AHEM
Why becoming a Wienermobile driver is harder than getting into Harvard
(Thanks to Paul Sand)
Relevant column here.
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May 26, 2019
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Great article!
That's the first time I ever had any respect for Paul Ryan.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 26, 2019 at 09:37 AM
Who could forget the immortal sounds of the Righteous Brother jingle.
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Whoa, that lovin' feelin'
You lost that lovin' feelin'
Now it's gone, gone, gone, woh
Cause if I were a oscar mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me
Posted by: man tom | May 26, 2019 at 10:04 AM
"We're so proud of our son. He couldn't qualify for college, but now he travels all over with this really big wienie."
Said no parents, ever.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 26, 2019 at 10:13 AM
I'm sure that Rob can look back at this from where he is now and laugh, or at least smile, or not cringe too much.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 26, 2019 at 11:41 AM
Oscar Meyer notifies the applicants that are selected by sending them a letter that begins with 'Congratulations you may already be a wiener!'
Posted by: JG | May 26, 2019 at 12:25 PM
I thought it was because Oscar Mayer doesn't have a football team to which parents may make illicit donations.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | May 26, 2019 at 02:40 PM
I thought being a Wienermobile driver was a requirement for getting into Harvard.
Posted by: Clankie | May 26, 2019 at 06:13 PM
Does it help if you're a great football or basketball player? And for some reason I think the NCAA needs to investigate this hiring program.
Posted by: Peter Metrinko | May 26, 2019 at 07:11 PM
What's the big deal? My cousin used to deliver pizza to Harvard and he said the place was easy to get into.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | May 26, 2019 at 07:26 PM
Who among us doesn't dream of such an honor?
Posted by: John | May 28, 2019 at 09:17 AM