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May 13, 2019

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Penis extensions don't work

(Thanks to John Gregg)

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Attention men: When you get to the part about how this is done, don't read it.

Speaking for the men of the male gender who read and contribute to this blog, when are we going to get the articles about REDUCTION ?! I mean, not to brag, but let's just say, with no offense to John Gregg, who probably didn't read the article, either, c'mon.

"There is 'scant' evidence that the range of procedures men undergo in a bid to enlarge their penis actually produce that result . . ."
In other words, the results did not stand up to scrutiny. Ain't no big deal.

Old comeback joke-
Man meets a girl in a bar. After a few drinks things start to heat up.

The woman says: "I like you, but I have a rule that I won't sleep with any man who doesn't have eight inches."

The guy replies: "You're a real pretty gal, but I'm not going to have two inches whacked off my johnson for anyone."

Seriously, I was a bit relieved. I was afraid they'd be like hair extensions, using a big clip.

Confucius say: Long enough to reach intended target but no longer.

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