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May 24, 2019


Don't give DNA to people who come to your house asking for it

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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But the nigerian prince asking for the sample was totally on the up and up.

Always wear protection.

Well, if they insist....

Good to know.

But what about door to door free breast exams? OK?

Asking for a friend.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

The DNA collection guy.

Answers by using hand signals saying he is deaf and has tourette's by signaling.


But - isn’t the goal to spread our DNA far and wide?

Snowman - Not by proxy, no.

If Monty Python had written this article:

A man in uniform knocks on the door.

"May I help you?"

"I'm from Acme DNA donation centers and I'm here for yours."

"But I'm using it."

"Is this your signature on the organ donation card?"

"Uh yes---but?"

"No buts about it, you're organs are loaded with DNA. The stuff doesn't grow on trees y'know."
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@ Le Pet - "Makes one seem so small and insignificant, doesn't it?"

Why I keep my garden hose indoors and ready to go. ;)

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