A STEPHEN-KING-LEVEL NIGHTMARE
Teen gets penis stuck in drainpipe and has to be freed with circular saw
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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A toilet pipe? What kind of a moron would put his in a toilet pipe? Sheesh.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | May 23, 2019 at 11:44 AM
Want to bet the diameter of the pipe gets bigger every time this kid retells this story?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | May 23, 2019 at 12:01 PM
That's not how you lay pipe.
Posted by: Rudolph | May 23, 2019 at 12:14 PM
Background music piped in during the rescue: "If lovin' you is wrong I don't want to be right."
Posted by: Luther Ingram | May 23, 2019 at 12:19 PM
Torn between two levers, feelin' like a fool
Posted by: Mary MacGregor | May 23, 2019 at 12:44 PM
Luther, my vote would be for Al Green's Let's Get It One
Posted by: MOTW | May 23, 2019 at 12:46 PM
We can assume one of the rescuers with a power saw just had to shout OOPS! at lest once.
Posted by: Le Petomane | May 23, 2019 at 01:32 PM
Le Petomane I would have either said that or, "I hope this goes better than the last time we had to do this".
Posted by: nursecindy | May 23, 2019 at 02:32 PM
Was it a consenting drainpipe?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | May 23, 2019 at 02:50 PM
“doctors...and firemen finally removed the lad’s penis just before midnight.”
Wait...WHAT?!?
Posted by: Stixnstonz | May 24, 2019 at 07:28 AM
He probably mistook it for a Johnson coozie.
Posted by: Skeeter Butts | May 24, 2019 at 11:59 PM
The first fireman on scene must have said exactly what we are all thinking:
'Look, a hole!"
Posted by: PirateBoy | May 25, 2019 at 05:38 PM