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May 23, 2019

A STEPHEN-KING-LEVEL NIGHTMARE

Teen gets penis stuck in drainpipe and has to be freed with circular saw

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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A toilet pipe? What kind of a moron would put his in a toilet pipe? Sheesh.

Want to bet the diameter of the pipe gets bigger every time this kid retells this story?

That's not how you lay pipe.

Background music piped in during the rescue: "If lovin' you is wrong I don't want to be right."

Torn between two levers, feelin' like a fool

Luther, my vote would be for Al Green's Let's Get It One

We can assume one of the rescuers with a power saw just had to shout OOPS! at lest once.

Le Petomane I would have either said that or, "I hope this goes better than the last time we had to do this".

Was it a consenting drainpipe?

“doctors...and firemen finally removed the lad’s penis just before midnight.”

Wait...WHAT?!?

He probably mistook it for a Johnson coozie.

The first fireman on scene must have said exactly what we are all thinking:

'Look, a hole!"

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