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May 24, 2019

ADVISORY

Don't give DNA to people who come to your house asking for it

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOUR ‘SURGING IN THE POLLS’ JOKE GOES HERE

French mayor offers free Viagra to boost local birth rates

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

WE HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU

Jellied moose nose cannot be found in restaurants.

(Thanks to Chris Johnson)

STAY CLASSY, SPANISH-SQUASH-TOURNAMENT ORGANIZERS

A group of champion female squash players slammed the Spanish tournament they won as sexist after being given vibrators as a prize.

(Thanks to B’game)

SCOTLAND: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Hikers stumble across a bizarre piece of driftwood shaped like a naked woman

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT WILL COME WITHIN 3 MILLION MILES OF EARTH, WHICH MEANS THERE’S A CHANCE IT WILL COLLIDE WITH A MIAMI MOTORIST

Mile-wide asteroid and its tiny moon to zoom past Earth this weekend

(Thanks to The Perts)

THEY’RE FIGHTING BACK

Cow Squirts Projectile Poop On Farmer: ‘I Didn’t Even Stand A Chance’

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

 
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