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May 17, 2019

AUSTRALIA TACKLES THE ISSUES

Did Scott Morrison Shit Himself At Engadine Maccas In 1997? An Investigation

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

FORE!

Jon Rahm caught urinating in Dustin Johnson's sightline during PGA Championship

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Water hazard”)

HEALTH ADVISORY

Do not kiss cows

(Thanks to Craig Roberts, Marcopohlo and Ralph)

YOU KNOW WHO WAS BEHIND THIS

5 snakes on a softball field ruin practice for Alabama girls

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

EW

A man had two live leeches removed from his nose after suffering 10 days of nosebleeds.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

‘STICKY SITUATION’

Truck carrying 41,000 pounds of honey overturns on highway

(Thanks to Just Ducky, who says “We’re gonna need a LOT of biscuits.”)

GRANDSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Man Charged With Flushing His Grandparents’ Ashes Down The Toilet Held For Court

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

WHY ON EARTH SHOULD HE?

Guy Test Drives Ferrari, Does Not Return

(Thanks to Jay Brandes, who says “He’s in Florida by now.”)

MEN WITH EX-GIRLFRIENDS:

Do NOT click here.

(Thanks to Bill Huggins)

OOPS

Diners mistakenly served nearly $6,000 bottle of rare French wine

(Thanks to wanderer2575)

BADA BOOK, BADA BURP

Taco Bell is opening a hotel and resort

(Thanks to Le Petomane, who says “Two bathrooms in every room!”) (Also thanks to Mark Schlesinger, Rick Day, pharmaross and Rod Nunley)

 
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