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May 15, 2019

OK, BUT WE HAVE PAID TO BE ON WORSE RIDES

Window washers stuck in swinging basket due to high winds

(Thanks to Steve K)

WE HAVE ALL DONE THIS

 Mom with sleep disorder claims she once unknowingly purchased a full-sized basketball court

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and elseabs)

WE SAW MANATEE ORGY OPEN FOR THE WHO

Florida Manatee Orgy Near Tampa Bay Highway Causes World's Most Awkward Traffic Jam

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

THEY ANSWER ONLY TO THE SQUIRRELS

Chicago-area police warn of ‘zombie raccoons’

(Thanks to Allen at Division, Barry Nester, The Perth’s, Kevin Smith and Mark Schlesinger)

WHAPPED HER WITH A WHOPPER

Florida man arrested for slapping girlfriend in face with cheeseburger

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says “We need to get those things out of civilian hands.”) 

GUYS IN ACTION

Man Allegedly Gets Pet Tarantula to Keep Arachnophobic Mother-in-Law Away

(Thanks to Greg Snow)

HEH HEH. ‘COCKPIT.’

Cockpit audio as Navy pilots drew massive penis in the sky

(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)

GOOD TO HAVE COMPANY

Man says wife died but he brought her on road trip anyway

(Thanks to Peggy Collins, John Lobert and Greg Snow, who says: “I knew something was up. She hasn't given me driving instructions since New Mexico.”)

IT WAS ASKING FOR IT

Shirtless Florida man fought a tree after being asked to keep away from students

Both the man and the tree were released after producing valid Florida drivers’ licenses.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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