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May 14, 2019

THE SPECIAL LIMITED ‘BREAKING BAD’ EDITION

Authorities say a child opened a LEGO set to find it was filled with $40,000 worth of methamphetamine.

(Thanks to Janice Gelb)

 

‘HIS WISH WAS GRANTED’

Florida man says he would rather 'go to jail' than to his wife as he gets caught driving on sunroof

(Thanks to man Tom, John Lobert and Ralph)

AND THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE' DOES NOTHING

Domino's introduces spaghetti and pineapple pizza

(Thanks to Le Petomane and John Gregg)

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT

World's biggest brothel throws down challenge to sex robots: 'They can't compete'

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Mark Schlesinger, who says "It’s like John Henry vs. the steam drill, only with orgasms.")

FLORIDAAAAAAAAA

A stripper didn’t want to be videotaped. So she used a coconut as a weapon, cops say

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU MAY RESUME DRIBBLING

Florida man reportedly tells cops he thought playing basketball naked would ‘enhance his skill level’

(Thanks to John Lobert, Matt Filar, pharmaross and Kevin Meerschaert, who says "Just because this happened in Longwood is no reason for a cheap joke.")

 
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