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May 13, 2019

THIS JUST IN

US Treasury To Accuse Vietnam Of Manipulating Its Dong

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Ralph)

'ERRANT.' RIGHT.

PGA Tour golfer Tyler Duncan hits wife with errant shot

(Thanks to elseabs)

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FBI MANUAL PRESCRIBES

Naples man impersonates FBI agent, leaves catfish on homeowner’s lawn

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUYS IN ACTION

...but lacking a grasp of physics.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE SAW ALLEGEDLY OVERCOOKED CHALUPA OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Taco Bell employee throws punch over allegedly overcooked chalupa

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ADVISORY

Penis extensions don't work

(Thanks to John Gregg)

MIAMI DRIVERS WERE DOING THIS LONG BEFORE AUTOPILOT

Elon Musk responds after porn star posts video of sex encounter while riding in Tesla on Autopilot

(Thanks to pharmaross)

REMAINDERS WRAPUP

We had a great time in Minneapolis even though the average temperature was 400 degrees below Pluto (although T-shirt-wearing local people kept telling me it was "warm for May"). The audience at our show was great and kept demanding encores even after we ran out of songs. Some audience members also hurled thongs onto the stage, although we later learned they had been purchased by our manager, Ted Habte-Gabr.

Anyway, it was fun. Here's a photo of Steve King, Janine (Mrs. Mitch Albom) Sabino and Ridley Pearson enjoying a saxophone solo by Erasmo Paolo.

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And here's the band doing our tribute to Prince, with Ridley in a purple fedora singing lead. That's me next to him in a really stupid-looking (at least on me) hat. We played in Prince's old club, First Avenue, which was very cool.

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Here's Amy Tan performing "Leader of the Pack," with her husband, Lou DeMattei, playing the role of the badass motorycle-gang leader, although he is in fact a mild-mannered tax attorney.

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