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May 07, 2019

WHY IS THIS MAN NOT CURRENTLY THE LEADING PRESIDENTIAL CONTENDER?

Golfer makes shot from Roosevelt Island to floating barge, giving New Yorkers free beer

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE AN AIR FORCE

Japan is warned of a Rugby World Cup beer shortage

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

LOOKING FOR A UNIQUE FATHER'S DAY GIFT?

Look no further.

(Thanks to Not My Unusual Alias)

HE ALSO HAD COCAINE IN HIS SYSTEM, AND 'HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE HAS BEEN SUSPENDED SINCE JIMMY CARTER WAS IN THE WHITE HOUSE'

Police: He was drunk. He rode a lawn mower. He hit a cop car. He’s a Florida man.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE'S NOT IN AT THE MOMENT

Woman arrested after allegedly trespassing at CIA headquarters four times, asking to speak to ‘Agent Penis’

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom, pharmaross, Roberto, Linda Schutjer, Ralph and B'game, who says "This will never stand up in court.")

FLORIDA MARKSPERSON OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Wife’s gun accidentally fires in Publix, shoots husband

(Thanks to pharmaross and James Flynn)

NEEDLESS TO SAY IT POSSESSED A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

Cops to Florida woman: ‘Do you have anything else?’ She pulled a gator from her pants.

(Thanks to Jeff from Pittsburgh, DaninDallas, Doug in Sacramento, Doug Ogg, Another Ralph, pharmaross, LAschkenasy, Robert Yarrington, Ersin, elseabs, Greg Snow, Don Faber and Rick Day)

YOU KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS

An eagle crashed through her living room window in Kodiak. Then she had to shoo it out of the house.

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

YOU KNOW WHO IS BEHIND THIS

An eagle crashed through her living room window in Kodiak. Then she had to shoo it out of the house.

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

 
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