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May 02, 2019

THESE KIDS TODAY

The Newest Trend in Bars: No Booze

(Thanks to Chris Elzi)

'DEAR, DID YOU ORDER $10 MILLION WORTH OF METH?'

Elderly Melbourne couple receive 20kg of drugs in wrongly-delivered parcel

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WAKE US UP WHEN IT'S 2021

Half a dozen people dressed as penguins to ask Democratic presidential candidate Andrew Yang about climate change Sunday in Des Moines at a Franklin Junior High town hall event.

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias)

NO DOUBT THEY WILL ALSO BE PERMITTED TO VOTE

Self-driving vehicles could be operated in Florida without a human on board under a bill going to Republican Gov. Ron DeSantis.

(Thanks to Eric Y)

LOW IQ?

Why would someone pay $200 for a Derby winner’s poo?

(Thanks to Ralph)

RIGHT NEAR HUMPTY DOO

Deformed three-eyed snake discovered in Australian outback

(Thanks to Jay Brandes and John Lobert)

THERE IS NOTHING LOWER

Police searching for Fremont bidet thief

(Thanks to Mark Buckley)

YOU SCIENTISTS CAN HAVE OURS

Humans will eat maggot sausages as a meat alternative: scientists

(Thanks to John Gregg, Jeffrey Brown, Le Petomane, Al Barkafski, pharmaross and Dave Roe, who asks "How would you know if they've gone bad?")

WHICH IS WHY THEY'RE SO TWITCHY

Cocaine found in shrimp

(Thanks to pharmaross, A Wheeler, pokerplayer and Howard from Broward)

'DOING HARD TIME'

Inmate Looks to Settle $5M Claim That Guards Ignored His 4-Day Erection

(Thanks to John Lobert)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

An early tropical disturbance is heading to Florida

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

 
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