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May 01, 2019

'SHOCKINGLY, AUTHORITIES SAID ALCOHOL WAS INVOLVED'

Ford vs. Chevy debate ignites shooting at Virginia family dinner

(Thanks to Nelson from Michigan)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO WIND UP SITTING NEXT TO THIS GUY

TSA shares a traveler's bizarre carry-on bag stuffed with MOOSE DUNG, which he hands out to politicians he disagrees with

(Thanks to Roberto, John Lobert and B'game)

EBAY BARGAIN OF THE DAY SO FAR

Notice it has not been played.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS LEGAL IN MIAMI

Miami Man Admits to Laundering More than $1.5 Million in Proceeds from Business Email Compromise Schemes and to Selling Reptiles Without a License

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

TERRORISM UPDATE

‘Suspicious Object’ Leads Police To Shut Down State Street … But It Was Just A Can Of Chef Boyardee On Wheels

(Thanks to Peggy, Ralph and Not My Usual Alias, who says "I think it was on its way to Floriada.")

SOUNDS SAFE TO US

Test dummies fly out of New Jersey roller coaster, damage hotel roof, manager says

(Thanks to Peter Flanagan, Roberto, Greg Snow, Not My Usual Alias and Ann)

THEY SHOULD HAVE CARRIED MAGNIFYING GLASSES

Florida man, woman pretended to be detectives to try to get friend out of jail

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT

NASA head: Expect a major asteroid strike in your lifetime

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

KEY OF ROMANCE

This couple had sex outside the police station, cops say, in a ‘Key West moment’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUYS IN ACTION

Fire Department spokesman Dennis Leger said a man was using gasoline to light a fire pit to burn yardsticks and leaves when the fire flashed and caught his gas can on fire. The man then threw the gas can into the pool with its content on fire, causing it to spread a liquid fire on the top of the water in a half-filled pool.

(Thanks to Ann)

CANADA CONTINUES ITS DESCENT INTO CHAOS

Meet Metro Vancouver’s two new mascots: Pee and Poo

Pee-and-poo-vancouver.jpg

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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