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April 14, 2019

WISCONSIN: FLORIDA OF THE MIDWEST

Mother let dog run loose in Wisconsin Walmart and performed a series of karate moves while son stripped naked, police say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, Mark Buckley, Stan Ruth, Gary, Ann, pharmaross, Greg Snow, John Lobert and Emily, Leslie and w)

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I'm guessing that this is your brain on meth, because...damn, that is a HARD 46.

That was the plot of Cohen brothers movie, wasn't it?

Free to be, you and me.

What a hard cheese outcome for that family. To make the cheese even more binding was when the family dog broke bad and attempted to steal cornbread mix. Maybe some time in the cooler will mellow them out.

When I saw the word "Walmart" I just knew a scooter had to be involved somehow. No self respecting Southerner uses Jiffy Cornbread Mix either.

The only one I feel bad for is the dog. I hope he finds a good home.

@nursecindy - There are exceptions:
https://www.krusteaz.com/products/cornbreads/honey-cornbread-muffin-mix

No, ImNotDave .. we NEVER use a mix, Jiffy, Krusteaz, Martha White, or otherwise.

Jeff - that was EXACTLY my thought.

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