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whatever happened to the old fashioned way? Ha.
Posted by: Theresa | April 30, 2019 at 08:46 AM
Peeing your pants and everyone posting photos of it makes a widespread phone alert.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 30, 2019 at 09:03 AM
Just something else for Mac's to make into nuggets. Which will only lead to this.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 30, 2019 at 09:27 AM
I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
I can't sleep cause my bed's on fire
don't touch me I'm a real live wire
Dyno-chicken, Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better
Run run run run run run run away
Posted by: vaporsmith | April 30, 2019 at 10:29 AM
Where's the app to tell me when to breathe?
Posted by: Rudolph | April 30, 2019 at 10:43 AM
What a wonderful future we have to look forward to.
Velociraptor chickens will eat farmers and if the battery on your phone goes dead, you'll pee your pants.
And we still won't have flying cars.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 30, 2019 at 11:03 AM
Bravo vaporsmith!
I can see the commercials for the bladder thing now.
For those times when you don't feel quite old enough. Pee Alert.
As for the chicken embryos. Isn't that how the problems in Jurassic Park got started?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 30, 2019 at 12:07 PM
The chicken-dino research is more than five years old. By now, they should be appearing in your supermarkets. Parts is parts.
Posted by: Ralph | April 30, 2019 at 12:27 PM
I've never had any trouble knowing when my bladder was full. An alert when it's getting low might be helpful, though.
Posted by: Clankie | April 30, 2019 at 12:34 PM
You just know some KFC employee is going to serve this as a prank.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 30, 2019 at 12:45 PM
Ah yes..."How Full Was My Bladder", starring Walter Pidgeon, Maureen O'Hara, and a young Roddy McDowell. Classic about a Welsh mining town and the app that changed their lives.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | April 30, 2019 at 01:06 PM
Stixnstonz - you remind me of Ben Mankiewicz.
Posted by: man tom | April 30, 2019 at 02:11 PM
*Calls Geezer bus for Stixnstonz*
Posted by: nursecindy | April 30, 2019 at 04:25 PM