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April 15, 2019

THERE IS NO KNOWN DEFENSE

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom)

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Teenage Mutant or some other variant?

There will be shell to pay !

Another case of squirrels using proxy armies to do their dirty work!

We'd never have time to prepare.

I thought Simon Templar was The Saint.
Somebody needs an increase in their medications.

If that doesn't work, he'll drop a load of turkeys.

I saw Army of Turtles open for Flock of Seagulls. The show got off to a slow start. (Well, someone had to say it.)

Although the turtles seemed to be happy together...

I thought Tye Turtles usually opened for The Turtles.

A remake of the 100 years war.

Wait...the town has an army of turtles?

Signed,

Confused

I will destroy you s l o w l y

It makes sense the apocalypse would begin in Florida.

They didn't use "herd of turtles?" So close.

Turtles? Would that make it an armored attack?

Fractalist! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒 🐒

Jon Snow will be recruiting the Army of Turtles to fight the White Walkers.

A problem the Turtle Army will face is a lot folks think turtles are plenty tasty.

*is considerate enough to park the Geezer Bus at fractalist’s abode*

How many make an army? Unlike Spartans, you would need a gigantic turd of hurtles.

It's like the movie Willard, only the plot moves a lot slower.

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