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April 23, 2019

STATESPERSONS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Rival politicians accused each other of using drugs. The result was a showdown at a urinalysis lab.

Send them and their urine samples to Washington.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Hayseed Tom)

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I saw Warren Zevon do "Showdown at the Urinalysis Lab" in '94.

" Ringo... This sample cup ain't big enough for the two of us. "

" Then... draw ! "

Showdowns attract more attention when they're held at the OK Corral.

"Men, take 10 paces, turn, and pee in the cup." (while the theme from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly plays in the background)

Sh***t. Drug use (and jail time) is a CV enhancement in many states.

Both front-runners .. live-streamed drug tests earlier this month
Some elected officials apparently think the practice should be even more widespread.
Sickos!

OK SNORK @ ALL

Hee Hee, Live-Stream Drug Test....

Wait, this was NOT in Florida?

Some one should have told them having a real pissing match is rhetorical.

I'm picturing a remake of the showdown scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid with Ted Cassidy asking Paul Newman "Guns, knives, or urinals?"

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