SOUTH PEORIA: CITY OF PASSION

In boozy argument, girlfriend tears off boyfriend’s colostomy bag in South Peoria

(Thanks to Ralph)

Comments

[ImNotDave]

No matter how you look at it, that was a real shi**y thing to do.

[Loudmouth]

And who won???

[Jeff Meyerson]

"She knew it was my weak spot."

Dude, do NOT mess with them.

[wanderer2575]

In the course of the argument, she was heard to say "You're full of sh!t!"

[Le Petomane]

The girlfriend is represented by the Brown Family Law Firm.

[Clankie]

" Peoria "...? Yes, if you're not careful.

[Rudolph]

I bet his doctors are nonplussed.

[Marc]

The girlfriend said,"I'm not taking any more of your &%$!", then reconsidered what she had just said.

[nursecindy]

If he keeps drinking Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey she's not going to have to worry about him much longer!

[maryqos]

And did it hit the fan?

[man tom]

A booze-fueled argument between long-time lovers prompted a South Peoria woman to...

A. Call police

B. Take out a gun

C. Say, I never loved you

D. tear off her lover's colostomy bag.

E. threaten to withhold sex until He dies.

[vaporsmith]

ew. just ew.

[Rudolph]

She literally tore him a new a--hole.

[LeDud]

A ferocious feces feud.