SHE ALSO ATTACKED HIM WITH A VCR TAPE *AND* A LEAF BLOWER
(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who notes that “Amazingly, alcohol was involved.”)
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Whacking with a leaf blower and a VCR tape are not on the approved list of "Ways to leave your lover."
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 29, 2019 at 05:22 PM
Cotton was charged with endangering the welfare of an elderly person and criminal possession of a weapon.
Had it been a Betamax tape, she would have been strung up without a trial.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 29, 2019 at 05:42 PM
She sounds like a real peach.
Posted by: MOTW | April 29, 2019 at 05:43 PM
Is Zelda had called police dispatch around here and asked for advice on how to kill her boyfriend the first question would have been, "what is He wearing?"
Posted by: man tom | April 29, 2019 at 06:55 PM