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April 11, 2019


Scientists put human gene into monkeys to make them smarter, human-like

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Le Petomane)


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These scientists clearly have never seen "Planet of the Apes".

You seldom read about monkeys driving scooters to The Waffle House, shooting bottle rockets out of their furry backsides, or doing other "Florida Man" type things. Maybe they need to reverse this process?

Next will come human trials with teenagers, to make them smarter, human-like.

I think this will devolve the monkeys.

Unfortunately, they now have a strong desire to run for office.

We need to find who put the monkey gene into scientists.

Have they nothing better to do than pick on primates?


- Gene-Hacked Monkeys
- Transgenic Monkey Model
- Unaltered Peers

@wiredog--We had the same thought on these mad scientists. Don't they ever get out of the laboratory and watch movies?

What could possibly go wrong? :-0


What wiredog said.

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