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April 20, 2019

REST IN PEAS

Washington may become first state to legalize human composting

(Thanks to Mark Schlesinger)

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Eventually, the composting companies will start paying for the main ingredient. I can't help but think back on the Monty Python skit, "Bring out your dead."

Millennials trying to sell grandpa before he's dead could prove interesting.

they're not talking about D.C.right? Because they have plenty of human compost already.

Soylent green reboot!

*limps over to the Geezer Bus*

An old man sits on the front porch with his dog admiring the flower garden.

"You know Spot," The man says, "Martha still grows a nice garden."

Yeah, Not Dave, Washington State has nothing on DC, where this has been going on for generations. Every time a new Congress convenes.

Organic farming has just taken on an entirely new twist. (o.O)

"When I die don't bury me
In a box in a cemetery
Out in the garden would be much better
I could be pushin' up homegrown tomatoes"

- Guy Clark - Home Grown Tomatoes

Time to switch from apples to oranges.

Thought Fargo was first.

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