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April 15, 2019

PERHAPS THEY SHOULD REFRAIN FROM DRINKING FROM THE TOILET

Men with beards carry more germs than dogs

(Thanks to Mark Schlesigner, Charles Cates and Greg Snow, who says “They are also lousy at retrieving tennis balls.”)

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That assessment is ruff ruff

Another malicious smear from the ranks of the clean shaven.

Clearly written by a jealous "smoothie".

^5 to Greg Snow

If the same lab tests the germ count of squirrels, I suspect the entire laboratory will have to be burned for public safety.

You can only carry so many dogs.

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