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April 29, 2019

PAGING THE OREGON STATE HIGHWAY DIVISION

Whales trained by Russia's military may be harassing fishermen from NATO ally Norway

(Thanks to Fabian Matson)

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"Look out: he's got a Whale and he's not afraid to use it!"
-Captain Ahab
also " ... to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."

Thank you, Mister Narwhal.

White Whale was the hidden meaning of the flip side of Yellow Submarine. Coo Coo Cachoo.

We double-dog dare you to come near Oregon and try that. (neener)

Free Red Willy !

The white whale flipped the offending harness into a fishing boat an headed for freedom. The past few years had been stressful. Some dude with a peg leg had tried to stab him, then he was captured by Russians and forced to help in some sort of collusion, whatever that is. The whale decided to spend some relaxing time off the Oregon Coast. Nothing exciting could happen there.

Old joke:
A friend asks another
-how come you have so many bruises on your face?
-well, I was in a bar and tw fat women next to me were talking with a strange accent. So I asked:
Are you ladies from Scotland?
-it's wales, you moron!
So I asked again:
Are you whales from Scotland?

I think NATO should fight those whales with our sharks with lasers attached to their heads.

Beluganado starring Mark Cuban

Малютка белуги в синем море
Плавай так дико и ты плавай так свободно
Небеса наверху и море внизу
И маленький белый кит на ходу
Малышка белуга, малышка белуга
Вода теплая
Твоя мама дома с тобой, так счастлива
Malyutka belugi v sinem more
Plavay tak diko i ty plavay tak svobodno
Nebesa naverkhu i more vnizu

Obviously, they're being trained for immoral porpoises.

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