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April 01, 2019

NO S**T

Nearly One-Third of Men Say They are to Blame for Foul Bathroom Odors

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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Oh no, I know this is going to be a Manilow thing, right?

And the other 2/3rds?

ChrisinVa, they lie about it.

Not a very polished story.

LooLoo comes with a nightlight with 9 colors to chose from.
We can only imagine the TV commercial jingle.

"LooLoo lights up your bum like a desert sunrise
and makes it smell like a clean mountain morning
start the day with no stinky surprise
LooLoo in the morning brightens your day
You will be proud to say to all your friends
LooLoo in the morning has certainly brightened my day."

Whatever happened to just blaming the dog? I have a hard enough time getting up in the morning. I don't want a light-up toilet!
I also just got an email from Amazon telling me my copy of "Lessons From Lucy" will be here tomorrow. I can't wait!

I dunno, Jeff.
For some reason, I've got John Denver's You Fill Up My Senses going through my head now, especially after reading Le Pet's contribution.

The third that never turns on the fan...?

At least they don't set off the carbon monoxide detector.

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