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April 30, 2019

NEITHER OF THESE ITEMS SHOULD BE IN CIVILIAN HANDS

Man with recorder fights man wielding potted plant in Hougang, plays instrument when police arrive

(Thanks to Ralph)

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How medieval... in a Chinese kind of way.

Many of the fighters at Winterfell were armed with potted plants.
Many of the wights fought with recorders.

You just couldn't see them.

Disclaimer:
No innocent plants were harmed in the making of this video.

Bagpipes at twenty paces.

UZI Orchid

Back off dude, or I'll open a big ol' can of Hot Cross Buns on ya.

Monty Python showed us how to defend ourselves against fresh fruit, but sadly never showed us how to defend against potted plants.

Monty Python, however, did demonstrate How Not To Be Seen

Wise move, playing the recorder when trouble came. Linus showed us the value of a trusty blanket.

Recorders are instruments of mass destruction; the destruction being that of the ears of those surrounding the player. Anybody over the age of 12 playing one should be strapped to a Saturn V rocket and launched into outer space.

But, hey, I could be wrong about that...

In another clip, taken afterwards, the man with the recorder can be seen standing by the side and playing it - slightly off-key - as police approach him.

I didn't think it was possible to play a recorder any other way...

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