LIBBY: CRIME HOTBED OF FLATHEAD COUNTY

5:59 a.m. A Libby woman called 911 to make sure she wasn’t going to be blamed for kidnapping her son.

8:48 a.m. A Libby resident reported that something mysterious fell down a chimney.

9:27 a.m. A Libby man had information about two different crimes: The theft of millions of dollars and some sort of bombing.

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

Comments

[Rod Nunley]

Y'know, Dave should just hang out at the Flathead County sheriff's office for a week. His next book would pretty much write itself.

[klezmerphan]

But wait, there’s more!

”3:16 a.m. A Libby man found a social security card.

12:10 p.m. A Libby woman said someone stole her phone while she was taking a nap.

6:03 p.m. A Libby man was complaining about all the trash in an area parking lot.”

[MOTW]

Geezer alert for old Libbys Libbys Libbys commercial jingle. You're welcome.

[wanderer2575]

8:48 a.m. A Libby resident reported that something mysterious fell down a chimney.

Christmas comes earlier every year.

[KJP]

Weirder still, Libby isn't even in Flathead County. It's actually about a 50 mile drive from there to the Flathead County line.

[Le Petomane]

8:48 A.M.--A Libby resident said something mysterious fell down her chimney.
9:27 A.M.--A Libby man had information on two crimes: The theft of millions of dollars and some kind of bomb.

Making a connection here, the lady that had "something mysterious" fall down her chimney should call the bomb squad, especially if she works at a bank.

[Stixnstonz]

Little known fact: despite it's name, the town is actually fairly conservative.

[fractalist]

Apparently, Libby MT is not as formal as Liberal KS...

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

Forget it, Jake -- It's Flathead County.

[Dragon boogers]

Just visited the Flathead area, beautiful scenery and nice people.

[Ern Ramos]

The million dollar crime reminded me of the "bustling metropolis" Dime Box Texas bank robbery that netted $3 million on Walker, Texas Ranger the TV show.