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April 27, 2019


Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage yesterday

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, pharmaross and Ralph)


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I wonder if he thought to look under the pillows first?

The meth smoking man got into a rage when he dreamed he was eating a huge marshmallow, then woke up and couldn't find his pillow. It was only natural to attack the mattress.

I wonder if that voids the warranty

Isn't "meth using Florida Man" redundant?

Would make a great commercial for 'Mattress Warehouse' depicting a good reason to stop by one of their convenient locations and buy a new mattress.

Spring or no springs that mattress had it coming!

Breaking Bed

I presume he thought it had been sleeping around.

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