IT WAS TOTALLY ASKING FOR IT
Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage yesterday
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins, pharmaross and Ralph)
« Previous | Main | Next »
April 27, 2019
Comments
You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.
The comments to this entry are closed.
-
I wonder if he thought to look under the pillows first?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 27, 2019 at 12:32 PM
The meth smoking man got into a rage when he dreamed he was eating a huge marshmallow, then woke up and couldn't find his pillow. It was only natural to attack the mattress.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 27, 2019 at 12:49 PM
I wonder if that voids the warranty
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 27, 2019 at 12:57 PM
Isn't "meth using Florida Man" redundant?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 27, 2019 at 01:25 PM
Would make a great commercial for 'Mattress Warehouse' depicting a good reason to stop by one of their convenient locations and buy a new mattress.
Posted by: man tom | April 27, 2019 at 02:26 PM
Spring or no springs that mattress had it coming!
Posted by: ImNotDave | April 27, 2019 at 02:31 PM
Breaking Bed
Posted by: Herb | April 28, 2019 at 03:33 PM
I presume he thought it had been sleeping around.
Posted by: Rintinglen | April 29, 2019 at 10:40 PM