IT IMMEDIATELY LAWYERED UP
Parrot taken into custody by police in Brazil for trying to warn drug dealers of raid
(Thanks to Steve K,. Ann, Ralph, DaninDallas and Not My Usual Alias)
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April 26, 2019
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Under Brazilian law, the police had to read the parrot its Carmen Miranda rights...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | April 26, 2019 at 09:43 AM
Poly wanna .....
Posted by: Mr. Bill | April 26, 2019 at 09:54 AM
"Guido, we have a contract for you."
Guido takes a slip of paper and studies it.
"This is a hit on a parrot...?"
"Guido, it might have a loose beak. The boss don't like to take any chances"
"OK, Carlos," Guido says, "But don't tell no one else. I'll be the laughing stock of hit men if it gets out that I whacked a parrot."
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 26, 2019 at 11:06 AM
The police tried to make him sing like a canary, but he was no stool pigeon.
Posted by: wiredog | April 26, 2019 at 11:29 AM
Maybe they should give him a
*removes sunglases*
polly-graph.
Posted by: wiredog | April 26, 2019 at 11:30 AM
Cheez-its are crackers. In court, a good lawyer could well construe " Cheez-it, the cops " as a request for a cracker. All you need is one juror with feathers.
Posted by: Clankie | April 26, 2019 at 11:35 AM
Beaking Bad - coming soon on Netflix.
Posted by: Marc | April 26, 2019 at 12:44 PM
Brazil > Terry Gilliam > obligatory Monty Python reference.
Posted by: spindrift | April 26, 2019 at 12:53 PM
Lovely plumage ..
Posted by: MOTW | April 26, 2019 at 01:37 PM
Polly Wanna Lawyer?
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 26, 2019 at 11:02 PM