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April 25, 2019

INSECT GUYS IN ACTION

How sex-crazed insects mate non-stop for 79 DAYS, have eyes on their penises and continue bonking even when their head’s been chopped off

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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i am siting here inside my van parked on my parking lot on my notebook waiting for the exterminator to arrive. a lot of plastic covering everything is involved. Now when the people get her, about 40 minutes from now, I have to let them know they have no chance of resolving the problem on the property due to all the headless sex currently going on and the fact that their poison, even if it kills them, will not have any effect on their breeding capability which will continue forward for the next 79 days well after my check clears. Headless Insects Having Sex opened for the Beatles. Paul is dead.

Exploding Testicles formerly opened for Boyz II Men.

"eyes on their penises"

Sorta glad humans didn't develop this feature.

Considering our present large numbers of mad scientists, it's only a matter of time until they come up with pills to imitate these bugs sexual powers. Many will sell well, but I have doubts about the exploding testicles--kind of a one shot and you're out thing.

Sex with the beetles.

"...water boatmen...rub their own penises to 'make music'."

And-a-one, and-a-two, and-a take it away, Peter!

Sounds remarkably similar to one of my college roommates.

"Female aphids - sap-sucking insects - are an example of this, and can even give birth to children who are ALREADY pregnant."

They're tribbles, Jim.

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