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April 11, 2019

IN THAT CASE, SIR....

Man driving with pants down said he was ‘working out’

Guess the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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A work out involving lowered trousers could not immediately be identified. Further, a review of summer and winter Olympic sports turned up no athletic event in which pants are in the down position.

Excellence in journalism

Is that what kids are calling it these days?

What MOTW said.

Sounds more like his passenger was working him out iykwim.

♫ Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, working out like a fool with his pants on the ground ♫

The best part of the article is the first three words of the headline.

Isn't it about time for the annual No Pants Subway Ride day? Maybe he was just practicing.

"TC Palm goes off the beat" pretty much sums up the journalism in this article.

Perhaps his best event is the clean and jerk.

In the article, all the related stories about Ft. Pierce, under ‘more’ were - well, related stories.

Where *is* this place, anyway? I’m asking for a friend.

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