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April 30, 2019

IN THAT CASE, MR. BOURNE — OR WHATEVER YOUR TRUE IDENTITY IS — YOU ARE FREE TO GO

Florida man gets drunk, tells cops he's Jason Bourne

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Bruce Wayne has too much time on his hands lately.

Bond, (hic)Bond James. Yesh, my socsecuriality number is 007. As is my IQ.

C'mon, people. Isn't it obvious? Take away the blonde hair and it's Jack (Thigh Shot) Bauer!

The resemblance is uncanny!
He looks more like Chuck Norris to me, but I don't think you'd want to give out that name, for obvious reasons. (Chuck Norris can beat up Jack Bauer and his petty little perimeter any day of the week.)

Sheriff --"So, you claim to be Jason Bourne. It so happens some dude by that name escaped jail just before we got around to hanging him, but I reckon you'll do.
---What's that boy, you're name's not really Jason Bourne?"

Seriously, who gets drunk and then decides it would be a good time to go to the library?

Laurie, that was my first thought too.

Could have been one of his brothers, Nu or Stub.

Can't wait for his new movie, The Bourne Loser.

I never realized there was some other use or for that matter meaning for the word, titular.

"Yes, I briefly dated her. It was little more than titular in nature, but totally worth it."

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