IN THAT CASE, MR. BOURNE — OR WHATEVER YOUR TRUE IDENTITY IS — YOU ARE FREE TO GO
Florida man gets drunk, tells cops he's Jason Bourne
(Thanks to Allen at Division)
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Bruce Wayne has too much time on his hands lately.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | April 30, 2019 at 09:05 AM
Bond, (hic)Bond James. Yesh, my socsecuriality number is 007. As is my IQ.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 30, 2019 at 09:32 AM
C'mon, people. Isn't it obvious? Take away the blonde hair and it's Jack (Thigh Shot) Bauer!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 30, 2019 at 09:55 AM
The resemblance is uncanny!
He looks more like Chuck Norris to me, but I don't think you'd want to give out that name, for obvious reasons. (Chuck Norris can beat up Jack Bauer and his petty little perimeter any day of the week.)
Posted by: MOTW | April 30, 2019 at 10:39 AM
Sheriff --"So, you claim to be Jason Bourne. It so happens some dude by that name escaped jail just before we got around to hanging him, but I reckon you'll do.
---What's that boy, you're name's not really Jason Bourne?"
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 30, 2019 at 11:15 AM
Seriously, who gets drunk and then decides it would be a good time to go to the library?
Posted by: Laurie Bobskill | April 30, 2019 at 11:56 AM
Laurie, that was my first thought too.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 30, 2019 at 11:58 AM
Could have been one of his brothers, Nu or Stub.
Posted by: Clankie | April 30, 2019 at 12:37 PM
Can't wait for his new movie, The Bourne Loser.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 30, 2019 at 12:53 PM
I never realized there was some other use or for that matter meaning for the word, titular.
"Yes, I briefly dated her. It was little more than titular in nature, but totally worth it."
Posted by: man tom | April 30, 2019 at 01:23 PM