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I can see this making the year in review as FL presses forward like a shot to the even holier Christmas season.
Posted by: man tom | April 22, 2019 at 09:27 AM
Sounds more like the Philadelphia Easter Bunny. I'd expect the Florida Easter Bunny to use firearms.
Posted by: padraig | April 22, 2019 at 09:35 AM
I feel kind of cheated. The only thing our Easter Bunny does is run around and scare children.
Posted by: nursecindy | April 22, 2019 at 09:49 AM
Send that bunny to Washington! I'd put him up against Lindsay Graham any day.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | April 22, 2019 at 09:52 AM
Somehow I think the Easter Bunny went downhill after Art Buchwald passed away.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | April 22, 2019 at 09:57 AM
No ham for you!
Posted by: Mr. Bill | April 22, 2019 at 10:04 AM
Wascally Wabbit becomes a wild hare.
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 22, 2019 at 10:07 AM
Incredibly, eggnogg appears to have been involved.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | April 22, 2019 at 10:21 AM
Those on his naughty list receive more severe treatment than those on Santa's.
Don't get funny with the bunny.
Posted by: Slim Chance | April 22, 2019 at 10:56 AM
He was hopping mad.
Posted by: Rudolph | April 22, 2019 at 11:39 AM
Plush Pet Paw Pounds Punk's Puss.
Bunny only mastered the rabbit punch.
Posted by: Loudmouth | April 22, 2019 at 11:56 AM
" Wherever there's an Easter bunny beatin' someone up, I'll be there, Ma. "
Posted by: Clankie | April 22, 2019 at 03:03 PM
Florida Man in a bunny suit, the spin off.
Posted by: Marc | April 22, 2019 at 04:04 PM
His aim was off by a hare.
Posted by: PirateBoy | April 22, 2019 at 07:49 PM
https://giphy.com/gifs/GroYi4hkiUuPe/html5
Posted by: Kevin Meerschaert | April 22, 2019 at 09:39 PM
Nicely done, Kevin. here's his link
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
Posted by: MOTW | April 23, 2019 at 10:21 AM
It turns out the guy in the bunny suit has a rap sheet as long as your arm and an outstanding warrant. Bad bunny!
Posted by: Marc | April 23, 2019 at 11:53 AM